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Footnotes: Ben Barnes

Aug 17, 2017 - 00:30:31

Star of HBO's 'Westworld', actor Ben Barnes tells the gang about a weird connection he shares with Jamie

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S3E12 - 'Butch The Sunburnt Kid'

Aug 14, 2017 - 00:48:05

Night descends on Giselle's hen do as the girls make one man's dreams come true in the Torremolinos marina

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Footnotes: Vagina 101

Aug 10, 2017 - 00:25:57

After many of you requested it, Jamie and Alice help answer James' questions to learn more about the vagina.

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S3E11 - 'Cock-A-Doodle-Flew'

Aug 7, 2017 - 00:46:34

Belinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do so ask an old friend to help them out.

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Footnotes: Nicholas Hoult

Aug 3, 2017 - 00:35:57

Star of Mad Max: Fury Road, A Single Man, the X-Men movies, and more, Nicholas Hoult joins the gang in Montreal to talk weird flats, hen parties and the cast of 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'...

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S3E10 - 'Ken Dewsbury's Cellar'

Jul 31, 2017 - 00:45:58

Whilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly

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Footnotes: Rocky Changed My Life

Jul 27, 2017 - 00:29:09

The gang read your stories about how Rocky and his literature has changed your life for the better...or the worse.

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S3E9 - 'Yorkshire'

Jul 24, 2017 - 00:46:34

Belinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way.

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Footnotes: Sex Parties

Jul 20, 2017 - 00:27:28

Inspired by Belinda's Belgian orgy, Emma Sayle, founder and CEO of exclusive adult event company Killing Kittens, tells the gang what really goes on behind closed doors at sex parties.

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S3E8 - 'A F*cking Good Time'

Jul 17, 2017 - 00:46:15

Alfonse takes Belinda to a private members' club where she takes part in a sex game with some of Belgium's high society...

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Footnotes: Aphrodisiacs

Jul 13, 2017 - 00:24:46

After the horror that was 'The Chocolate Fountain', aphrodisiacs expert Amy Reiley joins the gang to discuss whether Rocky has got it right with sexy foods in 'Belinda Blinked'...

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S3E7 - 'The Chocolate Fountain'

Jul 10, 2017 - 00:50:42

Belinda heads to Belgium for her appointment with Alfonse Stirbacker and a trip to a chocolate factory...

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Footnotes: Belinda's CV

Jul 6, 2017 - 00:26:30

Who is Belinda? Where has she come from? What drives her? The gang try to answer these questions as they get their hands on her curriculum vitae...

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S3E6 - 'Mr. Claus Bloch'

Jul 3, 2017 - 00:48:15

Belinda meets Claus Bloch at The Grosvenor hotel for an important proposal, a posh lunch. Oh, and sex, of course.

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Footnotes: Mara Wilson

Jun 29, 2017 - 00:25:16

Star of childhood classics Mrs Doubtfire, Matilda and Miracle on 34th Street, Mara Wilson joins the gang to talk all things Belinda

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S3E5 - 'Accident or Emergency?'

Jun 26, 2017 - 00:47:19

After last week's devastating clithanger, it's time to finally discover Belinda's fate...

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Footnotes: What Happens Next?

Jun 22, 2017 - 00:23:15

After this week's clithanger, the gang read your theories about what's next for Belinda. Is this the end?

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S3E4 - 'A Topless Ride'

Jun 19, 2017 - 00:51:30

Belinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexpected turn...

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Footnotes: Stephen Mangan

Jun 15, 2017 - 00:40:49

Tony-nominated actor Stephen Mangan joins the gang to discuss royalty, Jamie's many voices and whether Rocky's mind is actually human...

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S3E3 - 'Dinner at the Duke's Table'

Jun 12, 2017 - 00:47:35

Belinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess' high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big distraction...

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Footnotes: George Ezra

Jun 8, 2017 - 00:44:59

Singer-songwriter George Ezra joins the gang to chat about Book 3 so far and give his critique of a fan-written song, 'Pomegranates and Rivets'...

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S3E2 - 'Epsom Hall'

Jun 5, 2017 - 00:48:25

Belinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set...

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Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions

Jun 1, 2017 - 00:33:50

You have questions, Rocky Flintstone has answers...sort of. The author and genius behind the 'Belinda Blinked' saga gets his exclusive right to reply in the first Footnotes of series 3...

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S3E1 - 'London; Thursday 15.55 Local Time'

May 29, 2017 - 00:50:56

Why did Tony blink? Has Bella earned a promotion? What will Belinda do next? Get all the answers (or none of them) to these questions as Jamie, Alice and James open Rocky's third book to continue the 'Belinda Blinked' saga... mydadwroteaporno.com

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Best of Book Two

Apr 17, 2017 - 00:34:20

Ahead of series three (starting on Monday 29th May), Jamie, James and Alice are back to talk about some of the best - or worst - moments of the second book in the 'Belinda Blinked' saga. And please vote for us to win a Webby Award http://bit.ly/2oEPhMY

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'My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno' TRAILER

Dec 16, 2016 - 00:05:54

Cum all ye faithful! We've just released our special Christmas edition of Belinda's adventures all taking place at the Steele's Pots and Pans Office Party. It's out now and available to buy on iTunes (http://apple.co/2hEe9AU) and Acast (Android) now for £2.49 (a donation will go to the charity, The Eve Appeal eveappeal.org.uk And don't worry - this is a bonus and it won't affect the story. What story?!

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S2E17 - 'A Hot Afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch'

Oct 24, 2016 - 00:41:25

Will Belinda finally get her meeting with Jim? Have we seen the last of Hank Skank? Will we be reading book 3? Find out the answers to all of these questions as Belinda Blinked 2 reaches its sexy climax...

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Footnotes: Michael Sheen

Oct 20, 2016 - 00:37:44

Star of stage and screen (and general lovely man) Michael Sheen sits down with the gang to talk about his father's own unusual career and how he thinks Flintstone is the new Shakespeare...

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S2E16 - 'A Bit Of Spaghetti Sauce'

Oct 17, 2016 - 00:40:47

Still in Texas, Belinda is taken to an Italian restaurant by well-connected businessman, where things get very saucy over a bowl of Spaghetti Bolognese...

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Footnotes: Inside Our Book

Oct 13, 2016 - 00:15:09

We've finally got our hands on the first copies of our new book and it actually looks good! We have our first delve inside the pages...

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S2E15 - 'Jim's Secret'

Oct 10, 2016 - 00:45:48

It's the biggest cliffhanger since Ross said Rachel's name at the altar - what is between Jim Stirling's legs? The answer lies within this chapter - and you'll never guess...

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Footnotes: Charlotte Crosby

Oct 6, 2016 - 00:20:33

Entrepreneur and reality star Charlotte Crosby is a real-life Belinda. She drops by to share some hilarious stories as well as her business tips for our heroine...

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S2E14 - 'Texas, USA'

Oct 3, 2016 - 00:37:17

Belinda and Bella touch down in Texas to secure a lucrative deal with Jim Stirling. But is he even there?

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Footnotes: Dr Tamal Ray

Sep 29, 2016 - 00:22:59

Dr Tamal (also, a finalist on last year's 'The Great British Bake Off') joins the gang to give a medical analysis of Belinda's activities.

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S2E13 - 'Up, Up and Away'

Sep 26, 2016 - 00:45:45

Bella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next...

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Footnotes: Live Shows

Sep 22, 2016 - 00:12:03

It's the very first Porno live shows this week in London and the gang try to overcome their nerves before hitting the stage...

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S2E12 - 'The Fitting Bit'

Sep 19, 2016 - 00:41:53

Before trying on their new expensive horse riding outfits, Belinda and Bella are given a unique 'while-u-wait' service by sales assistant Adaam...

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Footnotes: Thomas Middleditch

Sep 15, 2016 - 00:28:46

Emmy-nominated star of HBO's 'Silicon Valley' Thomas Middleditch chats to the gang about the tragic character of Belinda, tries out a few character voices and tells all about filming with Keanu Reeves...

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S2E11 - 'Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty'

Sep 12, 2016 - 00:40:05

Belinda and Bella go shopping and splash out on new horse riding outfits. But first, they need to get measured...

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Footnotes: Twitter Roulette

Sep 8, 2016 - 00:14:19

The gang read and respond to some of the tweets they've received about Book 2 so far...

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S2E10 - 'Sir James Pops Up'

Sep 5, 2016 - 00:44:49

It's Friday night and Belinda and her "glee team" are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn't long before company chairman Sir James Godwin interrupts their evening for a bit of slap and tickle...

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Footnotes: Rachel Bloom

Sep 1, 2016 - 00:31:14

Creator and star of 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Rachel Bloom talks us through her weird 'Belinda Blinked' theory and helps us put the wheels in motion for 'Belinda Blinked: The Musical'

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S2E9 - 'Motivating The Sales Force'

Aug 29, 2016 - 00:37:05

Less than an hour after she arrives back in London, there's HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own unique approach...

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Footnotes: Daisy Ridley

Aug 25, 2016 - 00:29:38

The Force is strong with Belinda as 'Star Wars' actress Daisy Ridley joins the gang to chat about weird merchandise, who she'd play in the 'Belinda Blinked' movie and filming the upcoming Episode VIII...

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S2E8 - 'Amsterdam To London Sky High'

Aug 22, 2016 - 00:39:38

After an eventful night, Belinda uses her flight back to London as an opportunity to join the Mile High Club...

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Footnotes: No Such Thing As A Porno

Aug 18, 2016 - 00:28:28

It's a podcast mash-up as the gang chat to Dan Schreiber from the hugely popular podcast 'No Such Thing As A Fish'. Dan guides us through facts about Amsterdam, the red light district and vodka. Who knows - you might actually learn something...

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S2E7 - 'The Countess Zara'

Aug 15, 2016 - 00:51:12

Belinda's bizarre night in Amsterdam continues as she meets Zara, The Countess of Leningrad...and also, it seems, the madam of a brothel.

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Footnotes: Reddit

Aug 11, 2016 - 00:12:55

The gang find an old Reddit thread that Rocky might have used for tips and inspiration for his own writing...

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S2E6 - 'Casino Etoile, Amsterdam'

Aug 8, 2016 - 00:39:47

The night is young(ish) for Belinda as she heads to an exclusive casino and encounters a potential new Russian client, Grigor Calanski...

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Footnotes: Learning Dutch

Aug 4, 2016 - 00:12:47

Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you're ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help...

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S2E5 - 'Goedenavond Peter'

Aug 1, 2016 - 00:45:34

It's the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry.

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Footnotes: We've Got Mail

Jul 28, 2016 - 00:17:10

The gang read through some of the emails from Belinda fans (aka Belinkers) with questions, concerns or weird stories about Book 2 so far...

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S2E4 - 'Helga Turns It On'

Jul 25, 2016 - 00:34:24

Dr Robbins' assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda...

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Footnotes: Joe Lycett

Jul 21, 2016 - 00:19:59

Comedian Joe Lycett joins the gang to read the many and varied Amazon reviews for Belinda Blinked

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S2E3 - 'The Dutchman's Leather Desk'

Jul 18, 2016 - 00:35:20

Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn't long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks...

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Footnotes: Book Announcement

Jul 14, 2016 - 00:12:58

Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author! We're releasing a book this October and you can pre-order it NOW at bit.ly/MDWAP

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S2E2 - 'Amsterdammmm'

Jul 11, 2016 - 00:40:52

Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting characters with their own sexual agendas...

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Footnotes: Elijah Wood

Jul 7, 2016 - 00:26:10

Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flintstone's bright future

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S2E1 - 'Ritz Spa Gossip'

Jul 4, 2016 - 00:44:18

Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open 'Belinda Blinked 2'. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment...

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Best Of Book One

Jun 6, 2016 - 00:18:47

Ahead of series two (starting on Monday 4th July), the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary 'Belinda Blinked 1'.

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Footnotes: Rocky Q&A

Dec 25, 2015 - 00:13:44

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there's a special sneak preview of book 2...

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S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am'

Dec 21, 2015 - 00:28:18

Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am?

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Footnotes: Casting The Movie

Dec 17, 2015 - 00:08:07

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we're deciding our A-list cast for 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'...

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S1E12 - 'The Duchess Comes Clean'

Dec 14, 2015 - 00:27:10

It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter?

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Footnotes: Merchandising

Dec 10, 2015 - 00:05:16

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for 'Belinda Blinked' merchandise...

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S1E11 - 'The Night Receptionist'

Dec 7, 2015 - 00:28:17

Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service...

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Footnotes: Rocky's Biography

Dec 3, 2015 - 00:06:07

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography...

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S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm'

Nov 30, 2015 - 00:31:14

Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist...

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S1E9 - 'The Horse and Jockey'

Nov 23, 2015 - 00:27:55

In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse...

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S1E8 - 'The Chalet'

Nov 16, 2015 - 00:31:18

As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy...

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S1E7 - 'The Tombola'

Nov 9, 2015 - 00:33:55

This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy...

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S1E6 - 'The Third Client Peter Rouse'

Nov 2, 2015 - 00:30:12

This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love?

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S1E5 - 'The Second Client Jim Stirling'

Oct 26, 2015 - 00:30:24

This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential American client, Jim Stirling...

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S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client'

Oct 19, 2015 - 00:29:27

This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients.

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S1E3 - 'The Regional Sales Meeting'

Oct 12, 2015 - 00:28:33

This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates...

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S1E2 - 'The Leather Room'

Oct 5, 2015 - 00:27:01

In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles.

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S1E1 - 'The Job Interview'

Oct 5, 2015 - 00:27:50

In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno - Series 1 Trailer

Sep 28, 2015 - 00:01:52

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this brand new comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and BBC Radio 1's Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter a week and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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Feb 4, 2015 - 3:09:16

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